SCHWAGGGGG!!!!
Mara- I'm about to tell the world about your new found worldliness.
World-
Mara was a sheltered lamb to the world. She came to the Travel Channel Academy with only the knowledge of the Total Gym and Gazelles. That's right... Infomercials.
For some reason, which right now I cannot recall, she heard the word "schwag" twice in one day. I mentioned it to her when she was trying to score some free stuff for her daughter (which props to Mara because we all got free stuff...so thanks!) and somewhere else that day.
Thank God she met me that weekend. Otherwise, SHELTERED OHIO CHICKA!
I also informed her of the nickname for weed that is shitty, also called Schwag.
Mara-
Your videos were kick ass... do some fundraising and get yourself that camera and Mac... Hope your daughter is doing well and not texting too much!
Now I must go clean my room.
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