The Economy and Nap Time... both failing.

I really hope that the economy bounces back to something worth while. I feel as if Julia, two year old economic prodigy, can tell that the stocks have fallen and the economy is shit. She is happy when she's not thinking about it, but during nap time, when thoughts are racing through her little head... she just can't settle down. She dances in her crib and yells "yet eesh" (her name for me) because she can sense the unrest in this "grand" nation. 

So let's work on getting things settled. For Julia's sake, but also all involved. Meaning: Julia's parents and myself. Not all of you. No. Sorry. You lose. You lost us when everyone thought it was a great idea for Bush to have a second term... wish you voted Kerry now? I mean, sure, he isn't the brightest crayon in the box either... but he's married to the Heinz Ketchup lady and we know she'd be watching the economy, it's the poor people's tomato sauce... anyone seen National Lampoon's Vacation?  duh.

"I think I broke my nose.

-I think I stabbed my brain.

-I think I got my period"

In other news...

I have found a new analogy for Sarah Palin. A microwave oven.

 

"Unflatterin' picture of Palin" and a microwave oven... who'd win the fight? I'd say it's a tie.

Here is the reasoning:

1. Not human- I'm still waiting for some sort of test results to prove that she is a) Human and b) Female.

2. She is dumb as a brick- Unless she has a note card in front of her or a coach near by she's useless. She has to have it programmed into her, yep, you guessed it, just like a microwave... beep beep boop!

3. She's transparent- just like a microwave door.

4. The light is only on when someone's looking.

5. She's radio active- She will produce stupidity that will radiate through the hearts of the nature and spawn the cancer cells that will annihilate this nation.

6. "She's hot"- my big sister said this... haha... and Jodi's a Republican... hopefully Jodi doesn't plan to out herself anytime soon... for that microwave only "tolerates" lesbians.

7. She's a hot box- 4 kids.

8. Nothing goes better with a "Joe Six Pack" or a "Jane Wine Box" (John Stewart) than a nice microwave dinner... the meals of the common Alaskan mooseburger kinda lady she's goin' for

9. Christian Moralistic Conformity- find it in Palin (well so she says), find it in the kitchen... Personal's political... right Dr. Case?

10. Something I'd rather not have in the house... I've become use to not cooking with a microwave and honestly the food tastes better from the stove or oven. Toasty.

Now I know I attack her... but you know what? She probably wouldn't like me. She attacks me with her dumb ass speeches and rhetoric against my beliefs. Her hypocricy and cutesy ways of demeaning women.

Fuck that. I'm not protecting that. Joe Biden all the fucking way home man. He's from Wilmington... the place of my birth. I'd love to have a hometown hero. Why not? I mean Delaware is normally not something I brag about. I'll defend the northern part of it, but the rest is a shit stain on the United States... HOWEVER... It's not Alaska, which at this point I consider Polar Bear BOWELS. Yep, that's right. 

 

That's where polar bear bowels are found... not the igloo. hehe.

Obama '08

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I have another post to write about... but seeing that it's completely unrelated... I'll leave it for later.

Here's a teaser:

A suspenseful Hitchcock film from 1945 and how sexism relates to, but does not crush the plot!

YEY!

JUST WAIT!