Sunday, May 31, 2009

Reasons to Watch Taken

  • Liam Neeson kicks everyone's ass with nothing but other people's weapons and his own bare hands.
  • The lines: "Good Luck" and "You don't remember me? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you." "Jean Claude, I will tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to!"
  • Alway should check your gun's bullets before you sit down for a friendly French meal with Jean Claude's wife. Neeson stops at NOTHING.
  • A champaign bottle can kill a person
  • Car chasing a boat is possible as is driving down a small European, one way street the wrong way.
  • Virgins are worth more, and Liam will make you pay--over and over.
  • It's never "just business"
  • Be careful if you decide to spend thousands of dollars following U2's European tour. 

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