Mission Statement

So my plan to surprise my sister with an "Alice in Wonderland themed party" was a no go. Things just didn't work out because of this ridiculous holiday-- Mother's Day-- and money wouldn't be here in time and other poo.

Here's the sweet invitation my dad made for it-- thanks Dad for your hard work--sorry it's not going to work :(

So I will be coming up with a new mission-- maybe a BETTER one? How about DEFINITELY.

I know some of you who have bore children, expelled them from your wombs and cared for them might feel offended by my disgust for the holiday. Hear me out.

I think celebrating your mother one day a year is commercial bull dukie. I think everyone should celebrate their moms as much as possible. I mean-- they put up with your crap ALL the time. Even if their not alive anymore or maybe they lost their minds or suck... they still brought you into this world-- and for that you should be thankful every day. Especailly if you consider yourself and AWESOME person. 

So I will tell my Mom "Happy Mother's Day" but I think I'll give her somethign the day before or the day after-- just to stick to my guns.