Monday, September 1, 2008

What the Palin?

So VP nominee Sarah Palin is dealing with quite a weekend. I doubt anyone could really compare their labor day with her.

She got the Nomination...woopideedoo. I mean I'm SO for women's rights it's almost a crime. The only thing is...Sarah Palin isn't for women's rights, she just has a vagina. That vagina has produced quite some conflict for good ole SP. Her eldest daughter, Bristol, is knocked up. That's right. Not only is she prego, BUT she's MARRYING THE DUDE WHO WAS THE POTENT HOOK UP!

I mean keep your baby, I don't care. I'm pro-choice, so make the choice, but marrying someone because you most likely got cold in Alaska, had a few too many boone's farm wine coolers and got yourself in a anti-choice situation? How does Sarah Palin feel about divorce? That would be the next question from this voter.

I like that women are making a scene in this election. I mean not only are women getting down and dirty, changing history, getting some power, but they're also bringing reproduction to the fore front.

I think someone needs to sit down with Palin and have her head examined. You're doing too much. I mean in the 1950's, the era in which Ms. Palin belongs (due to her beliefs), they'd give her a stiff drink, some sleeping pills and call it a day. They'd say, "Mrs., you need to chill out, you're destroying your children with your job...take these pills." We've come a long way, thanks Sarah.

I feel badly for Bristol. Bristol, if you wanna hang out, hit me up. Obviously she just wanted to keep warm or get some sweet Alaskan ass. She didn't want to have to be a poster for her mother and John McCain's(don't think I forgot grandpa) campaign. My guess is this girl has no f-ing clue what is going on. She probably had the sweet sex-ed that I was presented in Catholic school...take that back, subtract the Catholic, add non-denominational conservative sexual education.
She probably sees babies as little baby dolls and then giant scary pictures of Jesus...adds those together, plus sees a wedding as a kick ass graduation party, and is like, "yeah, it all makes sense."
Bristol, that's not what they mean by going all out senior year. Good luck.

Marrying someone because you get knocked up, wow, that's a real step forward for women.

I wish there were more women in these powerful positions who were women we can all look up too. I guess you have to just keep trying.

I think Nancy Pelosi does it right, and yeah I'm partial. This is my blog I can be a lefty if I want.
Hillary would have had experience...
I just feel like we're looking at these candidates on the surface and not getting down and dirty.

Don't vote for Obama because you think you're a racist if you don't.
Don't vote for yourself because "it's just not worth it"
Don't think that you're doing women as a whole a favor by voting for someone because they have female anatomy.

Find agendas in which you believe. Get behind them.

PS
Always keep in mind how old John McCain is.
Keep in mind Sarah Palin already has a lot on her plate right now.
Keep in mind that Michelle Obama can kick anyone's ass.

Maybe that's the trick. A high power fight. FIST fight.

Michelle Obama takes on either Cindy McCain or Sarah Palin. No guns. No knives. Just fists.

That's how we should solve it. Or they could talk, but I really think it would be an HBO worthy fight. (Not cinamax, you pervs).

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