Michael Phelps is Illiterate

I guess today is the day that I thank my roommates for having the VMA's on this past week. That's right. Thank.

It was listening to the VMA's over my book that brought Michael Phelps' inability to read and communicate to my attention.

He is set to host this week's season premier of SNL. If he can't read the cue cards, and doesn't do well in front of a TAPED audience, how's it going to go with live television?

Many athletes have hosted. Peyton Manning, Michael Jordan, Shaq, Derek Jeter, Nancy Kerrigan, among others.
They have done good and bad jobs, and really the expectations are lower. They usually get the spot due to some accomplishment and we watch them thrive or dive.

Peyton Manning's episode was my favorite...he's funny as shit.

I'm extremely excited about a rumor involving one Ms. Tina Fey. According to the NYtimes, there is talk that Tina could possibly portray Sarah Palin.
Here's the location of the article:

http://tvdecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/12/snl-premiere-obama-will-play-obama-who-will-play-palin/

That hot mess wouldn't know what hit her. I love it.

I mean if SP thought Charlie Gibson was tough in his interviews, she has not see the iron fist of Tina Fey. Fey who just this march said "Bitch is the new black" is probably going to set some records straight and probably let Palin know that just because you're a woman, doesn't neccessarily mean you're "pro-woman." That might be too close to "choice talk" for her...so maybe she should jump on a Jesus horse and invade a country without permission.


Check out Charlie Gibson's interviews with her. Notice that she cannot answer a question with a straight answer. Don't be fooled America, she is just as much of a politician as the rest of them. She may put on the lipstick and fancy hair, but I bet she has balls of steel under that skirt suit. Not to mention, she's a crazy person. It's all in the eyes.

If you missed Charlie's bad ass session with SP, go to ABCnews.com or it's most likely on Youtube