Olly Girls

Okay,
So I want to know why we care so much about the Olly Girls?! I caught them on Chelsea Lately (of which I am an avid fan) and they are probably on a level playing field with Forrest Gump. Granted, they have way better tits...but that's not Forrest's fault.
Apparently they were fired from their "job" at Sunset Tan. Then they claim to have tried "everything" to find work.
I don't think they understand what "everything," a "job," and "work" really are. I mean laying out and having sushi eaten off of you; yes, it's probably someone's job (for whatever reason) but it's not a job like working fast food to make ends meat.

They are among a lot of reality "stars" who I feel should be sent out to do some real work, for a change and not for the money their parents or the networks have given them.

For instance...why not send the Olly Girls to Darfur? I mean, we all know they have no idea it even exists, let alone what's going on there.
You want to see a real reality show...there it is.
Granted, they'd probably show up and be jealous that everyone is tanner than they, or want to know what diet keeps everyone so skinny. But let them find out why.
They can throw as many parties as they want there.

I guess it wouln't be a good idea though... I mean why create more pain for Darfur? How about sending them to New Orleans instead. They can do some Americorp work.
They can realize that even in the United States, not having a job, could be a hell of a lot worse than cleaning Paulie Shore's bathroom or being "guacamole girls."

Another thing I think should be done is SEPARATE THEM.
They are at the point where they can't distinguish themselves. Everything is "we," "us," and "Olly Girls," I don't think they know that they are two people (maybe with the brain capacity of one small cat, but still).

I understand that I know a lot about them right now. It's frustrating, considering I've been trying to keep up with other things that are more important, like reading, music, art, being able to change my own clothes, but I just see this crap everywhere!

We need to stop buying into the reality television! Producers are just going to keep on making this shit because it's A) being watched, B) CHEAP $$, C) only creates more publication of their networks through other forms of mass media.

So maybe turn off the TV, or flip to Jon Stewart or something! I mean I love Chelsea Lately (I mean it's an unhealthy addiction at this point), but I'm so sick of the 23 hours and 30 mins before and after her show of celebrity "news" and tabloid quality entertainment.

Hopefully the Olly Girls will help reality television crumble, with their groundbreaking material and sharp intellect.

Good luck girls, and don't forget to look both ways before you cross the street. --No the street, the big black thing.--no, no, not that big black thing.--where the cars are.--no, cars.--You know what...just jump.